Dear
Parliament of the Union of Suparlia,
If
you don't mind, may I ask you a question? Wouldn't it do the nation
and the people of Suparlia a whole lot of good if you concentrated on
making laws (for instance, discussing and debating the provisions of
a recently agreed-upon bill) rather than wasting time bringing in
privilege motions against some poor souls who just vented their
frustration?
OOPS
… Oh no … Uh oh .. wait .. I'm extremely sorry. I profusely
apologize for insulting your holy institution – the
Parliament, by asking this question. I am so very very really really
SORRY. I shouldn't have uttered these words .. they are blasphemous.
How dare I, an ordinary citizen, ask such a question of you, the very
reigning deities of our great country?
This
is equivalent to insulting Suparlia herself. In fact, this act is
more shameful than insulting the Suparlia flag, insulting the
Suparlia national anthem, and looting, plundering and raping the
entire nation – all put together. I once again repeat – I tender
an unconditional apology for bringing your virtuous shrine to
disrepute.
To
prove just how deep my remorse is regarding my outburst against you,
I shall:
- Start a campaign to educate the people of the country about the sanctity of the Parliament and Parliamentarians.
- Call for the entire monsoon session of Parliament to only look for cases across the country where the righteousness of the Parliament has been brought into question, and to act on each of them in turn.
- Lobby for bringing in a bill that makes it mandatory for the Parliament to set aside an hour every day to bask in its own glory.
- Mobilise the public to such an extent that they demand setting aside 5% of the annual Union Budget just to bring to book, anyone who dares to challenge the supremacy of the Parliament.
Whatever
you do, please please pretty please spare me. I beg you to not bring
a privilege motion against me. I am just an ordinary citizen and I
did not mean whatever I said. I should never have asked that
question. I withdraw my question in word and spirit. I consider it my
privilege to
prostrate myself in front of the supra-consecrated
Parliament of Suparlia.
Yours
Sincerely,
A
meek, unprivileged
Citizen of Suparlia.
